sometimes mando forgets his own lyrics
Pony and dragon, clearly mortal enemies
Take a melody
Simple as can be
Give it some words and
Raise your voices
All day long now
Love grows strong now
Sing a melody of love. Oh love.
Love is the power
Love is the glory
Love is the beauty and the joy of spring
Love is the magic
Love is the story
Love is the melody we all can sing
…that it is not my fucking job to babysit and police every other brony in the fandom.
I constantly hear how all bronies are awful based on the actions of few, I’m always hearing how the odd male fan of the show said or did something a bit creepy at a con or how someone who had a pinkie pie shirt said something sexist, and using that as justification to hate bronies. Which is disgusting and loathsome, by the way, because you’re literally using victims of harassment to justify your own shitty close-minded personality.
I’m always hearing how female fans of the show should be keeping an eye on the male fans. Saying that we need to “control our fandom’s behavior.” Well, you wanna know what I have to say to that?
Gooooooo fuck yourself.
What a handful of bronies do is not my concern. If I see bad shit happening, I will step in. There’s no doubt about that. I’ll kick an ass if someone is harassing someone else or not tagging their mlp porn. But I am not going to be on constant fucking alert to babysit a bunch of grown ass men and police their behavior whenever they speak just because you can’t unbunch your crusty panties for 5 seconds.
Unless you’re going to start PAYING me to do this shit, I am not fucking interested.
Stop acting like being a fan of this dumb cartoon means I have to be responsible for the behavior of the teeniest minority of people in my fandom. I am responsible for my own actions and nothing more. I am NOT going to sneer at every male fan of the show I see because you think I should. I’m not going to get into some feminist debate with you about how you think they “stole” a show from little girls. Last I checked they still make kids merch for the show. They just added a few merchandise items for bronies, and let people purchase a license to make their own merch. That’s it. Fucking every show does this. Remember Adventure Time? NOT YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC. But grown-ass people still wear Finn hats.
The fuck of it is that I want literally nothing to do with the more scumbaggy bronies out there, alright? I want to watch my cartoon horse show and draw cute fanart and have a good time. I wanna go to cons, get cute merch and fawn over the expensive MLP plushies I can never have.
But I don’t want shit to do with the ‘neckbearded fedora saying m’lady’ type you talk about. Which does not even exist and is not a brony-specific behavior. I’ve met more people like this that are hardcore otaku than MLP fans.
And while we’re at it, quit making a hat a part of this. I can’t wear my little gray trilby in a selfie without getting a pile of anon hate.
In fucking conclusion, I am not everyone else’s mom and I am not babysitting so that you can pat yourself on the ass and talk about overthrowing the imaginary patriarchy you’ve got in your head because I yelled at a guy for drawing a candy colored horse or for wearing a hat.
So fucking get that responsibility off of my shoulders. I’m here for cartoons and animation, and I am here to have fun. Not have you ruin it and make being in this fandom a chore because a tiny goddamn handful of people who HAPPENED to like MLP decided to be an asshole to you.
If you think it’s my job to watch grown men’s behavior to make YOU feel more secure, you’re a piece of shit and I fucking hope you fall in the deepest of mud puddles.
A fucking pissed off pegasister with enough responsibility to worry about.
Well said. Wish we could all just fucking enjoy cartoon ponies without the goddamn baggage.
Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”
Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN
WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!
THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN
MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”
NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!
WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG
NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS
This is the best thing ever.
words from Obsidian Winter, vice chair of BABScon and head of event programming. Regarding this post.
I could have drawn something more environmental for Earth Day but nah
Wow, the fact that you’re leaving anyone a message like this AFTER the story has been definitively proven FALSE is un-fucking-believable. Even after Heather Breckel, who works on the MLP:FiM comic books for IDW (and who was also present at BABScon) openly stated that it didn’t happen. Literally every piece of the story has been debunked, and unraveled to reveal the little ball of feces it really is.
You really have to be the lowest tier form of garbage, you know that? Actually perpetuating a false story about the near abduction and sexual assault of a child, despite the fact that the alleged actions taken by Saintcheshire are 100% ILLEGAL, and she could have been reported to the FBI for ENDANGERING THE LIFE OF A CHILD, just so you can cling onto another hollow, empty little reason to continue acting like an immature, petty, vile, despicable little urchin.
You are absolutely disgusting.
Rarity works herself until she can’t stay awake, and Applejack makes sure she has something to eat when she wakes up.